WELCOME, TRAVELER
The Chicken Wizard invites you to sit and relax a while.If you're here, you must be looking for something.
Maybe you feel a little lost in today's fast-paced world, and you're not sure this is where you're meant to be.
Maybe you know where you want to be, but aren't sure how to get there.
Maybe you just want someone to talk to.
Maybe the Chicken Wizard can help!
What do you do, chicken wizard?
I wizard the chickens.I also offer help to those who need a little help from a friend (and several chickens).I offer a completely judgement-free, confidential space to work out what's on your mind.Whether it's just needing someone to vent your frustrations to,
or if you want to brainstorm different ways to approach particular problems,
or even try something outside-the-box like Chicken Meditation or Bibliomancy-
the Chicken Wizard and his magic chickens are here for you!I am not a counselor, psychiatrist, psychologist, therapist, or similar licensed professional, and do not offer these services.Likewise, I am not a reverend, guru, pastor, or other sort of "spiritual leader."I do not claim any sort of "hidden knowledge" that you can't find out on your own.I am not here to tell you what to do to fix your life.I do not have all the answers.Fortunately, YOU do!The answers to all of your life's questions are already written in your heart.Sometimes they're just a little hard to tease out - like trying to unravel a tangled mess of yarn.If you need a friend to sit with you and help you untangle that mess, that's what I'm here for.
About
The Chicken Wizard is a student of Minerva Maharajh's Starseed Academy, an ICF-accredited coach training program with a spiritually-minded focus. In his previous career, he was an anthropologist specializing in ancient and medieval history, and a particular affection for ancient Egypt. His spiritual view of the world is informed by a variety of both ancient and modern sources, including Kemeticism, Taoism, Zen Buddhism, Hermeticism, among others; and he is continuously researching new ideas and approaches as a perpetual student of spirituality and the arts.His magical* chickens are not students of anything in particular, and that is exactly what makes them great teachers.The Chicken Wizard's approach mixes spirituality with absurdity, offering you a space for personal growth and introspection with a side of humor to keep things light. If you can laugh at something, you have control over it; and fortunately, there is nothing in life that isn't absurd.*Disclaimer: The magical chickens cannot diagnose, cure, treat, or advise treatment for any form of medical issue. They cannot provide financial or legal advice, nor can they do much of anything other than what chickens normally do.
OK, HOW'S IT WORK?
We'll start with a free 15-minute introductory Zoom call to see if my coaching approach vibes with you. There is no cost or obligation involved whatsoever. If you feel positive and want to book a session, then I'll take a little bit of information about you and your beliefs, and will work out a plan to help you debug whatever is bugging you.Typically, the first session will be a 1-hour deep dive where everything is laid out on the table. Follow-up sessions can be 30, 45, or 60 minutes, whichever you feel works best for your needs and your schedule. Each session, you'll let me know what you want to focus on, and I'll tailor the session to addressing that subject in whatever way is most healing for you.Some sessions, you may just want to vent without fear of judgement, and that is perfectly valid. Other sessions, we could try such exercises as guided meditation, or pair the session with another service such as Bibliomancy, Gallomancy, Tarot, etc. Often I will ask you if you have a specific goal in mind, or if there is something you think will help you achieve that goal - a mantra, a ritual, a book recommendation, or even just cute chicken photos. You can even request to just sit and Zoom with one of my chickens for a while.Perhaps you're struggling with spiritual or religious questions that you haven't yet found answers for. You could be struggling with your personal identity - or feeling trapped in your circumstances, unsure how to move forward toward a brighter future. Maybe you just feel down and aren't even sure why! Whatever the cause, I want to help shine a light in that direction so that you can find your footing.You are not broken.
You do not need someone to tell you how to "fix" yourself.
You do not need someone else to save you.
You are enough.
You can do it.
My chickens believe in you.
Pricing
(Chickens don't know anything about economics, and in a perfect world, we wouldn't either.)I hope to make a lot of content which can help people without money being involved. Most of my written articles and videos will be available for free through my blogs and YouTube; others, such as tutorials or guided meditations, etc, will be available with a Patreon subscription, which I hope to keep at a low price.For one-on-one sessions via Zoom, I offer the following per session prices:Intro call....................FREE!
30-minutes....................$35 USD
45-minutes....................$45 USD
60-minutes....................$55 USDYou can also purchase four (4) sessions up-front for a discount!4x 30-minutes....................$125 USD
4x 45-minutes....................$160 USD
4x 60-minutes....................$200 USDDepending on circumstances and on a case-by-case basis, I may also accept non-monetary forms of payment such as bartering services, art trades, etc. Send me an e-mail and we might be able to work something out :)
Contact
If you're interested in the Chicken Wizard's services, fill out the inquiry form here and I'll be in touch with you ASAP!Or check me out on some of the following fabulous websites!Thanks so much for looking!